11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.AND! NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.This one is compliments of Reltney McHere’s another one, about Little Johnny.Little Johnny was in first grade, and his reputation had preceded him.Today’s class was phonics, and everybody was to identify a word that began with the letter on the card the teacher displayed.She held up an “A”, and hands hit the air. Little Johnny was waving his hand in the air, and the teacher thought, “Hmmm. Anus. Asshole. NO, I don’t think I want to call on Little Johnny.”So, teacher called on Little Betty. “‘A’, Apple. Apple starts with ‘A’”. She sat down.Next card, “B”, brought about a storm of volunteers, prominently featuring Little Johnny, waving. "Okay ... I get the message. Now ... what about that lunch you promised?"Cam put the soup in the microwave and pulled the cheese platter from the fridge. Within five minutes, the lunch was ready and on the dining room table. The smile on Glynnis's face was reward enough as she steadily attacked the soup while nibbling on the cheese and crackers.When she had had enough, she returned to her chair and turned on the television to a news channel, catching up on world and local events. A few minutes later, Cam had cleaned up the dishes and returned to the great room to find Glynnis asleep in the chair. He smiled at the peaceful look on her as she dozed.Cam sequestered himself in his office, trying unsuccessfully to do some work on the third novel. He couldn't resist checking on Glynnis to make sure she was alright. He could feel the tension all afternoon as he tiptoed around the house, trying not to disturb her. He couldn't concentrate on work and was sure he couldn't keep this up for long..
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